Friday, October 4, 2013

Holden Caufield's Head Would Have Exploded at the 2013 Muhammad Ali Humanitarian Awards

I was an usher at this event. 
The venerable Mr. Ali chose Christina Aguilera as a recipient, so I believe he believes her heart's in the right place, and maybe it is. But I had to wonder, along with 3,000 other attendees, that if this is the “voice of her generation,” then her generation might want to take a course or two in elocution.

I can’t even watch it again. The phoniness kicks in around the :03 seconds mark, and then it’s another 349 seconds of unbearable gushing… that seems to last 20 minutes. Ickchch...

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