Top 3 Things I Did To Reduce My Carbon Footprint

3) Drank more draft beer than bottled. Even recycling glass has its cost.
2) Stopped eating meat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_impact_of_meat_production
1) Castrated self. Elective vasectomy. I cannot reproduce a creature that breathes and emits.

This is to save the earth? Or the meek?

Not certain.