Sunday, April 13, 2014

Glitter Snake Sheds Winter Skin, Signals Arrival of Spring

Today in front of Waffle House I came across molting remnants of the elusive Glitter Snake, indigenous to places with questionable taste in women’s accessories. Also known as the Sparkle Snake, this specimen shed his winter coat, and indeed it was the most beautiful day so far of 2014.

No offense, but I fucking hate glitter.

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