Top 3 Things I Did To Reduce My Carbon Footprint

3) Drank more draft beer than bottled. Even recycling glass has its cost.
2) Stopped eating meat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_impact_of_meat_production
1) Castrated self. Elective vasectomy. I cannot reproduce a creature that breathes and emits.

This is to save the earth? Or the meek?

Not certain.

Epitomic Example of a Paradoxical Statement

She and He go on jaunt for brief vacation.

She: “Ooh, I can’t wait for the shopping.”
He: “Why? What are you shopping for?”
She: “I don’t know. Some knick-knack that I need.”
He:  "Yeahhh..."

UK - UofL 2012 Basketball Season Fun Factor Graph

I read Dennis K. Berman’s Wall Street Journal article Why You Should Feel Sorry for Kentucky Fans and I had to graph it out.

  

And then of course UK beat UofL with relative ease (as they subsequently did Kansas) so I had to update the graph.